| YE AN' ME |
COMMISSIONS |
LOST & FOUND |
LOOKEE! |
Hold th' torch while I bury th' treasure?
SWP looking for FP with all extremities.
YM1
|
Crew wanted for extended voyage. Booty plus
rum & board provided.
C1
|
Lost. Gold earring during last pillage of
Trinidad. Reward.
LF1
|
Nearly AUTHENTIC royal pardons/. Low prices,
bulk rates.
L1
|
SBP seeks F for high times on the high seas.
I'm tall w/ black hair and a brown eye. Let's set a course fer love!
(Smoker/drinker preferred.)
YM2
|
SHANGHAI
TEMP AGENCY. Your source for
 sailors
diggers
carpenters
lackeys
ship's
mess
Discreet & Expendable.
C2
|
Lost: one right hand, bitten off by a crocodile.
Seeking recovery of diamond ring on hand. Crocodile is yellow w/ black
speckles. Any info contact Capt. Hook.
LF2
|
SWAB THE DECK in just minutes with the SWAB-O-MATIC(TM).
doubloon-back guarantee.
L2
|
MP looking for FP to make my heart jump overboard.
Scarring appreciated but not required.
YM3
|
Make $$$ from the comfort of your own ship!
C3
|
Found: glass eye (blue), at Reel 'm Inn, 5/25.
Call to identify.
LF3
|
Lucky Pirate Flag. Heirloom qual. (Ship not
incl.)
L3
|
Anne Bonney-ish Wench: Saw ye in Belize,
then again at Port Royal. Care to share a dinghy?
YM4
|
Store your Booty in Safety. Bury it in offshore banks! Discretion assured. Non-extraditable.
C4
|
Found, parrot. Answers to "Skippy".
LF4
|
I
LOST 30 LBS OF WHALE BLUBBER! Find out how!
L4
|
FUZZBEARD, come home.
YM5
|
DROWNING - IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU. Learn to swim! Classes forming now.
C5
|
Found: Monkey, approx 2 yrs old. Rigged in
soldier's clothes, understands Portugese.
LF5
|
Hand-tooled Peg Leg, slightly used. Walks
Good.
L5
|
Professional, yet caring cutthroat seeks same
for romantic encounters. Must enjoy keelhauling and vegetarianism.
YM6
|
Want to MAKE MORE MONEY or qualify for a BETTER
JOB? Learn carpentry in yer off-hours. Huge advancement opportunity!
C6
|
Stolen: One anchor from the Merry Mary, Botany
Bay, evening 3/12. Please return! No questions asked.
LF6
|
HORNPIPE & JIG lessons - All levels. Be
the life of the party!
L6
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